How To Remove DVD Scratches With a Banana

What You Need 

Equipment: 
toothpaste
clean rag
banana
window cleaner

Instructions;

1.> The first thing you do is apply toothpaste on the scratched
surface of the DVD. Next, rub the
toothpaste gently into the DVD
using the rag. Let this sit for about
a minute.
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2. Remove the toothpaste from the DVD using the rag. Then take the
cut banana and in small circular
motions rub the banana into the
DVD. After you have applied the
banana to the DVD, you will then
take the peel and use this to rub the DVD in small circular motions. 
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3. Clean the DVD using the rag. Make sure to remove all the traces
of the banana and peel. Spray
window cleaner onto the surface
of the DVD and continue cleaning
the DVD. If you are lucky, your
formerly unplayable DVD has now been salvaged!